Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Day Walkers or what I like to call people sitting at Starbucks during the day

Who are these people in Starbucks? You know, the one's that sit "working" on their macbooks at 11am in the morning.  What jobs do they have?
Or do they have any?

Are they just looking for work but are also in dire need of some caffeine? Maybe they they miss whats it's like to be chained to a desk for 8 hrs next to the same coworkers EVERYDAY.

 Or maybe, just maybe they're one of those lucky SOBs that get to "work from home" a few days a week. Or maybe, they ONLY work from home?  Maybe, they have their own business and can go to the office whenever they're good and ready to.

Or they work the night shift but their internal clock is so messed up that they're awake during the day too? Then that's sad, I don't envy you people.

This leads me to think of other people who are out and about doing things during the day that most people would have to take a "sick day" to accomplish.

I'm thinking of those people just sunbathing in the park, in their bathing suit at 3 in the afternoon.

People doing laundry.

Reading a book at the park whilst drinking a frappuccino and pondering the meaning of life.

Grocery shopping in the morning when the aisles are ripe for the picking!

And last but not least going to see the doctor for a routine check up.

I would love to get one of those "during the workday" appointments without having to take a half personal day because you know the doctor is going to make you wait at least an extra hour before he even sees you and you're sitting there like an asshole wishing and praying your next!

Who are these people?! And how can I be just like you?

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Angry People by Margory England 12yrs old - class rm 209

When someone is angry why don't they just say it? If you're mad at me, or my friend PLEASE just tell us and don't beat around the bush. I don't understand why people like hiding behind mean words and angry facials expressions. Seriously! Grow a pair.

If I made you upset lets hang out and talk it out.  Don't just keep it inside and bottle it up until you start shooting everyone in the school yard.

I'm not perfect, well at least thats what my mom tells me. Also, it really makes it difficult to get to know you, especially when you're Mr. Crabby pants all the time.

Possible reasons for why you may be angry:
- Your sister ate the last of the corn pops ( I hate that!!)
- You have stomach problems - I hate that too :-(
- Your mom is a crazy person (I can relate)
- Maybe you're hungry? I think thats called Hypoglisimik...

Whatever you're reasons, just tell me. Maybe it's my fault...in that case I'm sorry.